Drumming, believe it or not, is within all of us. We’ve all admitted (some not publicly) that we do the occasional tapping on desks, tapping of pencils, anything to produce a noise which is repetitive and satisfying to us, yet extremely annoying to others. But if you’re willing to embrace your inner drummer, here’s the five step guide to doing so, from a drummer…
Step One: The Tapping (Which Most of Us Have Probably Achieved):
We all do it, we have the tune to Phil Collins’ In The Air Tonight in your head and you can’t help but go crazy and tap the infamous fill on you office desk, whilst your colleagues look at you, half of them concerned, the other half wishing that you just shut up. But anyway, to confirm, if you’ve ever felt like the gorilla from the Cadbury’s advert, then you’re doing it right – keep doing it!
Step Two: The Transition from Hands to Pencils/Pens etc.
Ah, the pencils and pens, the make-do alternative to the drumstick. Perfect for controlling how you want something to sound, and is pretty good when it comes to doing a drum roll. A perfect alternative, so whilst you’re at an office desk, bored, and whilst most of us will probably twiddle the pencil in our fingers or chew on the end of it, you can now find another use for the trusty pencil.
This is a “handy” (apologies) pen for drumming. On one side, the shape of a drumstick, at the other end is a pencil. This pencil offers the best of both worlds for the office-drummer.
Step Three: Vocal Drumming:
This comes at a point where you have no materials. So what are you going to do? Well, you’ve still got your voice – that isn’t going anywhere, use that! Make your voice your own drum kit. Just by saying “boots and cats” you’ve got a simple drum beat right there.
Step Four: Experimenting with Other Surfaces and Materials:
This is where drummers get experimental. If you try other surfaces, you get different sounds and pitches. For example, using the office desk scenario, you could use a pencil to tap on the table and then tap on the bulging amount of files your manager has given you and within minutes it can be a funky tune worthy of being in the charts… Well…when I say that…
And of course, as childish as it sounds, the pots and pans are a unique way of a cheap drum kit. I found this image and is an ideal makeshift version of a drum kit. Also, you can always drum on the pans whilst you’re cooking a soup for dinner.
Step Five: Transition to the Drumkit:
Then finally, the last part. If you want to be considered as a “drummer”, you need to have played on the drums at some point (like all other musical roles). It may look confusing and scary, but just transfer the tune you created on your office desk to the drum kit. It shouldn’t be too hard, and once again, you can experiment!
So there you have it, a basic insight into how to be a drummer. Hopefully you should sell out at
arenas pubs and will be the start of a new career! Oh, and don’t worry, no need to thank me…
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